staff:

we fucked up

angelslawn:

my she/her nipples

turkeyboy-official:

womanbecomescow:

oh SHUT UP

we wouldn’t have to get involved if y'all weren’t so dumb!!!!

catlips001:

genericmemeusername:

catlips001:

Welcome to the ice-cream store. What flavor you want?

yes

ubercharge:

repersonalize:

desert-red:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL a local fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had being shot in the head, and released the reptile back to its home. The next day, the man discovered “Pocho” had followed him home and was sleeping on the mans porch. For 20 years Pocho became part of the mans family

via reddit.com

dog

Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.

if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute

ukrindian:

interviewer: So what are your long-term career goals?

me: NO HOOKUPS. Give me a reason to delete this. Top if it gets there.

lnsmcwby:

hornyrvb:

muffintonic:

ptsdhamlet:

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma